Prologue:

As a recent arts graduate - and thus unemployed - I thought I ought to keep my hand in at writing. To this end, I am committing to writing a short story every week until I get a job. The title of this blog bears no relevance to anything posted in it, and exists solely for pun value. The first post is a bit of a cheat, as I wrote it some time ago as part of a ridiculous assignment following an internship. Ask a stupid question. Maybe I'll do another one tonight while my suet pudding is cooking...